Note to self:
- Somehow, somewhere, I picked up the habit of appending “dude” onto the end of sentences. I am appalled and blame everyone but myself for this despicable habit.
- beatnikPad: Less pretention, more jokes!
- I will stop referring to Mel Lastman as “that guy that kind of looks like Hans Moleman”.
- People are not beyond redemption for watching The Bachelor: I need to remember this.
- Coffee and a cinnamon bun do not contain the recommended daily intake of vitamins and minerals.
- After use, return toilet seat to the down position.
- Just because it’s rocking your world, doesn’t mean the whole bus wants to hear your interpretation of James Brown’s inimitable funk skills.
- Your class doesn’t care about Toronto. Stop mentioning it.
I have to stop here or I’ll be here all night.
