- “slammed”
- “blanketed”
- “pummelled”
- “dropped the weather bomb on”
- “slapped silly”
- “body slammed like a little baby”
- “took out back to the shed and made a woman out of”
- “beat the pretension out of”
- “squatted over and squeezed a load on top of”
- “turned grown adults into whiny little children”
- “converted normally bad drivers into barrelling lethal weapons”
Guess which ones are real and which ones are made up. The answers may (or may not) surprise you.
